Shot Pineapples - Women's Fav

Pop image. Historical error. Possibly your fault.

At some point — possibly in the 80s, possibly last week — someone fired a weapon at a crate of pineapples and called it art. Naturally, it became part of the timeline.

This shirt documents that moment. Or at least a version of it. Maybe not the first. Maybe not the best. But definitely the one that ended up in your hands.

Shot Pineapples is a 4-panel artifact stabilized for casual multiversal wear. It shouldn’t be dangerous. The last few incidents were mostly unrelated to the shirt.

Details:

• 100% cotton, though the rabbits don’t know that

• Unisex fit, printed in full-color temporal dissonance

• Safe to wear in timelines where pop culture still functions

Side effects may include:

• Sudden nostalgia for something that never aired

• Glitches in linear memory

• People assuming you “get it”

Wear responsibly. The event has already occurred.