Shot Pineapples
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Pop image. Historical error. Possibly your fault.
At some point - possibly in the 80s, possibly last week - someone fired a weapon at a crate of pineapples and called it art. Naturally, it became part of the timeline.
This shirt documents that moment. Or at least a version of it. Maybe not the first. Maybe not the best. But definitely the one that ended up in your hands.
Shot Pineapples is a 4-panel artifact stabilized for casual multiversal wear. It shouldn’t be dangerous. The last few incidents were mostly unrelated to the shirt.
Details:
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100% cotton, though the pineapples don’t know that
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Unisex fit, printed in full-color temporal dissonance
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Safe to wear in timelines where pop culture still functions
Side effects may include:
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Sudden nostalgia for something that never aired
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Glitches in linear memory
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People assuming you “get it”
Reality’s not what it was, but at least the shirt showed up on time.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |