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The Signal: Acadia
$42.00
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Issued sometime before time zones were standardized and long after cause and effect fell out of fashion. The Acadia variant of The Signal is a chromatic anomaly, free of the bureaucratic weavings associated with fabric of Spacetime. Signal clarity is high. Morale is undetermined.
Wearing it won’t help you escape the loop, but it may make the loop more scenic. Recommended for transitional realities and semi-authorized awakenings.
Specs:
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100% cotton
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Unisex fit (confirmed stable across most terrestrial frames)
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Color integrity certified by Department of Visual Persistence
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Timeline-compliant
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Inner label includes minor ontological disclaimer
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |